Speeches and At-Ats

It's only binge drinking if you stop - Anonymous

Well last weekend went swimmingly. Two days of binge drinking interrupted by a marriage. Quite a beautiful marriage I might add, slightly unorthodox at times but I was happy to see one of my best friends get hitched to a wonderful woman who can and will keep him on the straight and narrow. God knows she has her work cut out for her.

I refer you back to the unorthodox remark in the one before last sentence. Not one best man, not two best men, but three. Three best men were looking after everyone for the day and it was going to be interesting to see how their speech turned out. The wedding party were not disappointed as a lot of work had gone into a 3 way speech in an attempt to embarrass the groom.

I had the job of the video camera for these speeches and I thought nothing of it, until "T-Bagging" and "Cleveland Steamers" were mentioned. Cue Squeek's poor camera work due to huge belly laughs. I would at times in the speech look around at some of the good Christian folk who also seemed to enjoy these double entendres. I finally lost it though when they produced media of a person who couldnt be there but was live through a so called video link to talk about the groom naming his hugmongous poop "Mr Hanky".

Needless to say it will be a wedding to remember for years to come.

Now looking onto next weeks entertainment. I am tempted to book seats to view the new Star Wars animated offering, "The Clone Wars". It's got nothing to do with me being a Star Wars fan, even though I secretly am. I have a vintage Millenium Falcon and I am starring at my old school ATAT right now, which has pride of place in my spare room. (as shown below in all its splendour)


IT is a dusty ol' fella but it's still a beauty. Anyway, as I was saying, I'm not going to this movie for my Star Wars fix. It is due to the warning given about the movie. "WARNING - This movie contains mild fantasy violence" I'm intrigued to see how this whole fantasy and violence will play out, I'm guessing it isn't what I have pictured in my brain though.

Ciao fer now
Squeek